*high fives your ass*
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
- scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
- me: You mean per day
- scientist: What!?
- me: what.
who am i shaving for
How else could you remember it? But here is the bombshell: you weren’t there. Not a single atom that is in your body today was there when that event took place …. Matter flows from place to place and momentarily comes together to be you. Whatever you are, therefore, you are not the stuff of which you are made. If that does not make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, read it again until it does, because it is important.” —Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion (via forlornes)
95% of the ocean has been unexplored like/?? for all we know there could be mermaids or the holy grail could be at the bottom or tupac & biggie could be chillen in atlantis like wtf
i don’t think people realise how much time i would spend underwater if i could breathe down there like i would wake up and go straight to the beach or a pool and literally just float underwater and think about everything i can’t imagine anything more peaceful than that