June 2013
*high fives your ass*
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
- scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
- me: You mean per day
- scientist: What!?
- me: what.
*flicks holy water on you* leave
who am i shaving for
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
can I have a 30 day free trial of being hot
“Think of an experience from your childhood. Something you remember clearly, something you can see, feel, maybe even smell, as if you were really there. After all you really were there at the time, weren’t you?
How else could you remember it? But here is the bombshell: you weren’t there. Not a single atom that is in your body today was there when that event took place …. Matter flows from place to place and momentarily comes together to be you. Whatever you are, therefore, you are not the stuff of which you are made. If that does not make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, read it again until it does, because it is important.” —Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion (via forlornes)
How else could you remember it? But here is the bombshell: you weren’t there. Not a single atom that is in your body today was there when that event took place …. Matter flows from place to place and momentarily comes together to be you. Whatever you are, therefore, you are not the stuff of which you are made. If that does not make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, read it again until it does, because it is important.” —Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion (via forlornes)
“Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.”
—Frank Ocean (via obsessivly)
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
95% of the ocean has been unexplored like/?? for all we know there could be mermaids or the holy grail could be at the bottom or tupac & biggie could be chillen in atlantis like wtf
i don’t think people realise how much time i would spend underwater if i could breathe down there like i would wake up and go straight to the beach or a pool and literally just float underwater and think about everything i can’t imagine anything more peaceful than that
